Life's a bitch, get a helmet.

You’re in my head tonight, dear…

And I can’t get you out of it to save my life. Guess I’ll try to dream you away.

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via whosthatgirlcaitlin)

The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)

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“I change during the course of a day. I wake and I’m one person, and when I go to sleep I know for certain I’m somebody else.”
— Bob Dylan (via psych-facts)

(via feelings-of-elation)

dumbscar:

image

HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

(via feelings-of-elation)

dominiquemcintosh:

xamity:

naturalisse:

illustratographer:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

holy shit

dominiquemcintosh:

xamity:

naturalisse:

illustratographer:

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

holy shit

(via feelings-of-elation)

kellanium-the-dieselhead:

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(via iwillbeperfectforyou)

harperprice:

heathers: the musical [LISTEN]

ACT 1
Beautiful /// Candy Store /// Fight For Me /// Freeze Your Brain /// Big Fun /// Dead Girl Walking /// The Me Inside Of Me /// Blue /// Our Love Is God
ACT 2
Dead Gay Son /// Seventeen /// Shine A Light /// Lifeboat /// Shine A Light (Reprise) /// Kindergarten Boyfriend /// Yo Girl /// Meant To Be Yours /// Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) ///  I Am Damaged /// Seventeen (Reprise)

harperprice:

heathers: the musical [LISTEN]

ACT 1

Beautiful /// Candy Store /// Fight For Me /// Freeze Your Brain /// Big Fun /// Dead Girl Walking /// The Me Inside Of Me /// Blue /// Our Love Is God

ACT 2

Dead Gay Son /// Seventeen /// Shine A Light /// Lifeboat /// Shine A Light (Reprise) /// Kindergarten Boyfriend /// Yo Girl /// Meant To Be Yours /// Dead Girl Walking (Reprise) ///  I Am Damaged /// Seventeen (Reprise)

(via syddbot)

caseyanthonyofficial:

F IS FOR FREEDOM WE HAVE IN AMERICA

U IS FOR USA

N IS FOR NOBODY BETTER UNFOLLOW ME CUZ ITS INDEPENDENCE DAY

(via iwillbeperfectforyou)

4thofjulys:

you can’t sit with us

4thofjulys:

you can’t sit with us

(Source: literallyrad, via iwillbeperfectforyou)

ohh-whatsername:

to my followers not from america:
please dont hate or unfollow me because of impending 4th of july celebration posts but i will not apologize bc i dealt with your fuckin eurovision shit and i still dont even know what that shit is like what the fuck

(via iwillbeperfectforyou)

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

evilsoutherngentleman:

theblogthatneversleeps:

Barack Obama has attained a level of sassiness one can only dream of.

Holy shit it’s real.

(via iwillbeperfectforyou)

lunaeb:

If you say you don’t need this on your blog, you are lying.

lunaeb:

If you say you don’t need this on your blog, you are lying.

(via musicaltheatreoperafreak)