Life's a bitch, get a helmet.

her-name-is-wena:

wire-man:

silent-tundra:

jedavu:

Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists

by  Valeriya Kutsan

If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.

I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.

Can we not

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

you could spell pennslyvnaia wrong and usually no one notices

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Attention Whovians:

What’s your favorite “New Who” intro?

Mine is season 5!

haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

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Good morning

azabeth:

shisnojon:

azabeth:

shisnojon:

azabeth:

shisnojon:

On an unrelated note what is the evolutionary advantage of morning wood

ur supposed to use it to spar with the tiny gnomes that try to keep you captive in dreamland

Stop this

fine. don’t take my advice. enjoy your gnomes.

I still have morning wood even though this post made me soft ya feel

i don’t feel but the gnomes sure do

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poshxspice:

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montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

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today on satan makes a blog post

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Rashida Jones and I have a game: We decide for three months how we’re going to dress, like Japanese Executive, Little House on the Prairie, Female Sailor on Leave. A couple of months ago, our look was Eighties Art Dealer: Black blazers with shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans, air-dried hair and big eyebrows.

Rashida Jones and I have a game: We decide for three months how we’re going to dress, like Japanese Executive, Little House on the Prairie, Female Sailor on Leave. A couple of months ago, our look was Eighties Art Dealer: Black blazers with shoulder pads, high-waisted jeans, air-dried hair and big eyebrows.

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stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!

me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES

stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career

me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS

stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood

me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT