Life's a bitch, get a helmet.

allthesmallwords:

epicleicaness:

doctorofdragons:

Jon Stewart wins over O’Reilly ever single time. 

BURN

More like logic rules over being a racist asshole every single time.

(Source: sandandglass)

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

for-shits-and-hiddles:

autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.

Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via exitsinthehaze)

You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.

(Source: fionagoddess, via breathehopeinme27)

ijustwanttoeatreadnsleep:

When actors are exactly like their characters

(via girlwithyesterdayeyes)

Am I really that numb to it now?

This isn’t the first young friend I’ve lost in the past 6 years. I can only hope that Beth will be the last for some time. I haven’t been shaken like this since Matt passed away…

…but that’s the scary part. I’ve seen so many people pass. Am I really that used to death now? 

idontwanttobeawonton:

listoflifehacks:

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TAG YOUR DAM PORN!

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melesmelesxvx:

vegan-vulcan:

princess-passion-flower:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

this is gross

"rape culture doesn’t exist" yeah okay go fuck yourself

Dead men can’t walk around in stupid t shirts

melesmelesxvx:

vegan-vulcan:

princess-passion-flower:

aperture-of-consciousness:

this is the kind of shirt worn by a creepy neighbour that always asks you if your sister has turned 18 yet

this is gross

"rape culture doesn’t exist" yeah okay go fuck yourself

Dead men can’t walk around in stupid t shirts

(Source: thelandofwtf, via syddbot)

Friend from college just passed away.

I have no words right now. Just shell shocked. Fuck…

jaclcfrost:

hotels can’t be boring to me

they’re just fun

even if i’m sitting in the room watching tv or riding the elevator or sleeping it’s just fun for some reason like they’re average every day things but in a hotel everything is way more amusing and interesting and just simply being in a hotel is fun to me and i don’t understand

(Source: jaclcfrost, via iwillbeperfectforyou)

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Linkin Park / Meteora

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